| image |
name |
species |
age/birthdate |
height |
weight |
description |
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dylan sawyer (sawyer) |
red and grey kangaroo mix |
35; 07/13/1987 |
6'2" |
310 lbs; can vary |
very successful businessman, savvy and intrepid. the ceo, cfo, cooo and founder of rooburg inc., a fast food megaconglomerate worth billions of dollars. from wollongong, NSW, dylan sawyer (prefers his last name) is known for his questionably moral business practices and is very indulgent. |
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barry greenmarsh |
american flamingo |
24; 08/05/1998 |
6'5" |
175 lbs |
another success story, barrett (goes by barry) is a famous fashion designer, influencer, and all-around "icon" who hails from the sunny beaches of miami, florida. this openly gay flamingo, and unlike sawyer, attempts to instill ethics and diversity. loves to party, willing to flirt with any guy who comes his way. |
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thomas blythe III, esq. |
sheep |
32; 02/17/1991 |
4'4" |
290 lbs |
sawyer's kiss-ass office assistant. boasting with three phDs, two bachelor's, and nine associate's degreees, he was an overachieving intellectual, always striving to do his absolute best, even when not necessary. as assistant to the roo, he is secretly obsessed with his boss and hopes to one day be right beside him, and not just physically... |
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thomas blythe III, esq. |
sheep |
32; 02/17/1991 |
4'4" |
290 lbs |
sawyer's kiss-ass office assistant. boasting with three phDs, two bachelor's, and nine associate's degreees, he was an overachieving intellectual, always striving to do his absolute best, even when not necessary. as assistant to the roo, he is secretly obsessed with his boss and hopes to one day be right beside him, and not just physically... |
| what's up with the fetish stuff? why do not keep it very private? |
trust me, i try to. it's hard having an online presence sometimes, i get nervous that my friends irl are trying to find out stuff about me and i have to take measures to prevent that. as for why i like it, it's just a matter of what i like. it may be weird, and you may not like it or want to look at it, but i enjoy having fun with it. i don't condone most of the things i like in real life, to clarify. it's just stuff i think is cool and enjoy. |
| what are your DNIs? |
i can make a long list, but basically: no queerphobes (that means homophobic, transphobic, etc), no general bigotry, no slurs, no pedophiles or groomers, just general weirdos, or people who try to spam me and annoy me into talking to them. as long as you're none of those things, we're cool. i try to be open to other ideas, but some people are just either too weird or too much for me. if i block you, there's probably a good reason as to why. |
| any interests? |
plenty! video game wise, i enjoy: fallout, the elder scrolls, fortnite, state of decay (specifically 2), cities: skylines (i like games where you can build stuff), kingdom hearts, final fantasy, and pokemon. book wise, i like the hunger games and percy jackson, along with geronimo stilton, a children's book series. music wise, i like a lot of different types of music. my main decades are generally 70s-90s, various genres. |
| how long have you been online for? did you go by any other aliases? |
yeah. i got my start online on a now-defunct site called google plus, back around 2015 or 2016. i was known as "umbra witch of monado" ("umbra witch" being from bayonetta, and "monado" being the title of shulk's sword in xenoblade chronicles. i was a cringy 13 year old), then "umbra witch", then "dylbert". not in that particular order, but those are the names i remember the most. |
| are you in college? what are you studying? |
yup. my major is visual studies, with a minor in graphic design and business administration. |